The Honeymoon on Elm Street, part I

After many many tellings it has finally been written, not by me, but by husband. It's a story like no other, at least I hope.

After two years of telling the story over and over again, I’m finally getting around to writing up our Honeymoon Nightmare on Elm Street. It’s pretty long, so it’ll be in multiple segments.
Note: unmarried couples may want to consider bringing along a chaperone to reassure them that it’s not always this bad. There will be scenes of graphic disappointment and unhappiness, dashed plans and foiled expectations. You have been warned.

The path to the nightmare is here.